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Aloe Vera

Aloe Vera

This Cuban's got spunk and brains! How could Marc turn away someone who designs women's tops made from bathmats? He can't. And either can you.

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Aloe Me to Introduce My New Towel Assistant


Pang

Pang

Pang is perhaps the most beloved of all Marc's towel assistants. She was always the first one in the shower and the last one out. Her drying skills are unmatched. If not for a tragic electric slide accident in the shower, Pang would still be working for The Daily Shower today.

Pang, we miss you!

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A Pang in My Heart

Job Opening


Peaches Soukupova

Peaches Soukupova

Peaches served briefly as Marc's towel assistant after he flew to Checkoslovakia to hire her for a full-time position back in the States.

She refused Marc's job offer and went to work for America's most vocal opponent of showering Dr. Brian Carr and his Bath Party.

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Help Flaunted

Peachy Kleen


Dean Stockwell

Dean Stockwell

Dean resigned as towel assistant after Marc confused him with actor Robert Vaughn who played Gen. Hunt Stockwell on the A-Team.

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Help Flaunted


Mookie Wilson

Mookie Wilson

Following Pang's tragic accident, The Daily Shower put out a call to fill her tiny slippers. Mookie answered the call without hesitation. He is a special dog. He also has a very absorbent tongue.

Update: Mookie mistook Marc for a fellow hairy-backed animal and violated him in a most private place. Following the rape, Marc forgave Mookie and the two agreed that a temporary separation would be best.

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I Fought the Dog and the Dog Won

Don't Drop the Wall-Mountable Foot Rest

Dog On It

The Mookie to My Heart