ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, please--
MARC: Excuse me, Red. I think I should introduce our guest today.
ANNOUNCER: Then why did I even bother coming in?
MARC: It's your job. But now that I see the lovely Jenna von Oÿ standing here in our studio I feel your introduction wouldn't do her justice.
ANNOUNCER: I think you're right.
MARC: This young woman holds a special place in all our hearts. She was the fast talking, slightly loose girl-next-door we all loved. The kind of girl that would get drunk on wine coolers then stumble into your house by mistake. She is special. She is Jenna von Oÿ and she portrayed Six LeMeure on the National Broadcasting Company's hit series Blossom.
(A reluctant JENNA VON OŸ is pushed into the shower by her AGENT.)
JENNA: Thanks--Marc, is it?
MARC: That's right, Jenna and please watch your hand.
JENNA: Thanks, for having me, Marc.
MARC: I hate to start the interview with an adversarial tone but WHY, when after all your years with NBC, did you not once make a The More You Know public service announcement encouraging children to bathe properly?
JENNA (confounded): I honestly don't know. It never occurred to me or my management.
MARC (shakes his head): Passing the buck to your handlers. Typical.
JENNA: Aren't there more serious issues out there like drugs or violence.
MARC (pulls a clipboard from under his towel): Interesting you bring that up. Are you aware that 3% of all teens arrested for narcotics or gun violations had NOT bathed for at least two days prior to their arrest? Do you see where I'm going?
(Jenna shrugs.)
MARC: Looks like the cat's got your tongue, eh motor-mouth?
JENNA: What is your problem?
MARC: Dirty children. That's my problem. And it's Scott Bakula's problem. It's all of OUR problem.
JENNA: You gave me this great introduction and now you're all over me.
MARC: It's called softening your target, sweetie. Perhaps next time you tell America's youth to go screw themselves, you'll think twice.
JENNA: I never said anything like that!
MARC: Not in so many words.
JENNA: I love children!
MARC (flips a page on his clib board): Let me read you a quote from a certain Mayim Bialik. Remember her? "On the set of Blossom, Jenna rarey showered. It was a huge problem."
JENNA (tries to grab the clip board from Marc): This is bullshit! Let me see that!
MARC (to his BODYGUARDS): OK, get her out of here. It's over.
JENNA: I'm not finished!!!
MARC: You are now! Hit the bricks! You've been eighty-sixed!
(The Guards grab Jenna and drag her from the shower. Marc stretches his neck from side to side.)
JENNA (fighting the Guards): You fucking little faggot!
MARC: Hey, I ain't gay, jabber jaw but in my opinionation a broad like you might do the trick. Get her and her umlaut the fuck outta here!
(Marc turns around and shadow boxes in the corner of the shower. Jenna breaks free from the Guards and leaches onto Marc's back. The two wrestle and fall out of the shower, ripping the curtain to the floor.)
THE DAILY SHOWER IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE TUNE INTO TOMORROW FOR AN ALL NEW SHOW.
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Posted by: Marc | March 02, 2005 at 09:34 PM
Daily Shower,
a similar thing happend to me with a familiar tv personality, i actually had a crush on jennifer love hewitt, so i looked her up in the phone book and went to her house, and i actually got into the shower with her.. i don't know why she flipped out, we were meant to be together, she is the world to me, i even tatooed her name all over my body, i tried to calm her down by putting her in a cholk hold, but they must teach these movie stars how to fight, because she kicked my balls so hard i thought they came out my ass, i couldn't pleasure myself to her for about a day... next time i'll be prepared, and i'll bring her flowers. Thanks for the intereview with six.. she didn't return my calls after the show went south.. it's good to see she's still got it. later.
Posted by: migz | April 22, 2005 at 07:36 AM
ps... can i get her contact information? thanks again.. truly madly deeply.. Malfoy
Posted by: migz | April 22, 2005 at 07:38 AM
im in love with jenna von...............the rest of this shit is bull shit...realy ...fuck the shower guy
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