Job Opening: Towel Assistant w/excell. svc skills. Great opt. for recent grads. No shame req'd. Soft hands pref'd. Marc offers competitive compensation package.

It finally happened. 25 years without a single incident. A quarter of a century down the shower drain.

Today I slipped in the tub. I broke the golden rule: never dance in the shower. But I couldn't help myself. I recently bought an instructional video called Doing the Electric Slide with Carmel Washington and I was eager to test out my new moves. As I came up for the first knee kick my right foot got tangled in the exfoliating loofah sponge hanging from the center faucet. My left foot slid over an errant sliver of Irish Spring on the tub floor which sent me hurtling through the air. I latched on to my brand new Afghan shower curtain for balance and ended up ripping the entire thing down as I fell. And poor Pang, my sweet little towel assistant. She had just stepped in to shampoo my legs when it all happened. I landed right on top of the girl and broke all the fingers on her left hand.

Until Pang's cast comes off, The Daily Shower will be looking for a temporary towel assistant. (Past towel assistants can be seen here.)

If you are interested in becoming my new towel assistant, please send a picture of yourself and a short description of why you should have the job to Marc@thedailyshower.com. The winner will be selected in two weeks.

Good luck! And make it quick. My body don't lather itself.

Comments

[Mark]

whats with the new format?? Too much scrolling is required.

[Marc]

Mark,

Do you have your browser maximized? If not, then the text will appear to be in one long column.

That help?

Marc

[Ellen]

Marc, good luck looking for your shower assistant. Have you advertised in Vegas or Key West?

[Marc]

Ellen,

You always have good ideas.

Perhaps the Las Vegas Penny Saver might be an option.

Thanks for the input.

Marc