Don't drop the wall-mountable foot rest

I never thought it could happen. I took every precaution. I ran criminal checks on the pool of towel assistant applicants and removed the ones I deemed unfit (I even had T-shirts made for them.) It wasn't enough.

I was installing my new wall-mountable foot rest today when something mounted me. It was Mookie Wilson. He raped me in the shower.

I'm still reeling from the attack. I trusted him like he was my own and he treats me like I was his bitch.

Mookie is currently being held in lockup at the police station. I've already filed for a restraining order. My good friend is a judge and he seems to think I won't have a problem getting it.

I should have picked up on the clues earlier. There was an embarrassing licking incident last week that I chalked up to a tasty smelling body wash. I let it go and put it behind me. I didn't think it was still behind me.

My therapist insists that I should return to the shower tomorrow. The people in my group session think I should get right back on the horse. To be honest, I've no idea what a horse has to do with any of this but I will try, dear readers, I will try.

Comments

[Bragan]

Marc,

I warned you about ball playing in the shower. But no, you had to tease Mookie and drive him to commit a Kobe. How dare you corrupt my poor dog, you temptress!

But know this: Your pathetic attempt to bring Mookie down to your sordid level will fail! I'm confident in our defense strategy. If the balls are clipped, you must acquit!

[Arco]

marc lost his virgin ass, the dog must get the gas!

[govokinolij]

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