I would first like to thank all of the applicants who submitted resumes for the position of Towel Assistant. I would especially like to thank: Helga, Gil, Hank and Mike, and Ming. You are all wonderful. However, there can only be one Towel Assistant and that is...MOOKIE WILSON!
In Mookie's essay he wrote of a story that hit home with me. One day, about six years ago, his owner, Bragan, found himself in a dire situation. Bragan screamed out for help. Due to the location of the "situation", his voice reached a frequency of 45 kHz. Humans can only hear noises up to 23 kHz. While Bragan's dinner party waited for him downstairs, Mookie heeded the high pitched squeal of his master and raced to the bathroom. With only two licks Mookie created enough lubrication to free his master's member. The Bragan line will live on.
Mookie, The Daily Shower welcomes you.
Now get to work!!!
A wise choice, young showerwalker. The Mook will serve you well.
Mookie Wilson the Met may have been a better center fielder in dry conditions, but on a wet field, Mookie Wilson the Lab has him licked.
I'm confident the mud baths will help sooth your tormented soul and ease that Pang in your Heart. And remember, K-9 saliva contains natural anti-microbial agents.
As for that unfortunate accident, the less said the better. The ol' flute hasn't been the same since . . .
Posted by: | June 04, 2004 at 09:50 PM
That would be me @ 9:50.
Oh, one other thing, I strongly recommend no ball playing in the shower.
Posted by: Bragan | June 04, 2004 at 10:00 PM