ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, live from Richard Grieco's shower, please welcome Marc's very speical friend Richard Grieco!
MARC: Wait a second. What do you mean by special friend?
ANNOUNCER: Nothing.
MARC: You sure?
ANNOUNCER: Yeah.
MARC: We're just two very attractive men standing half-nude in the shower talking.
ANNOUNCER: Exactly.
MARC: Next week I'll be showering with a little lady by the name of Connie Sellecca.
ANNOUNCER (impressed): Really?
MARC: That's right, brother.
(Marc turns to a visibly confused RICHARD GRIECO.)
MARC: You OK?
RICHARD (speaks in a quiet rasp): Sure, man. I'm cool.
MARC: So how's the career?
RICHARD: It's cool, man. Got a couple movies coming out.
MARC: I always wanted to ask you, will there be a sequel to Mobsters?
RICHARD: Don't think so.
MARC: What about a 21 Jumpstreet reunion?
RICHARD: If Jonny [Depp] is down then so am I.
MARC: What about Peter DeLuise?
RICHARD: Who?
MARC: Never mind. I've always loved the tagline for If Looks Could Kill, "He's having the adventure of someone else's life." With all of Richard Grieco's success, do you sometimes feel you're having the adventure of someone else's life?
RICHARD: No, I'm Richard Grieco.
MARC: Fair enough.
RICHARD: Listen, man. This has been cool but I want to leave.
MARC: No problemo, my Hispanic friend.
RICHARD: I'm not Hispanic.
MARC: You're right, sorry. My Chicano friend.
RICHARD: I'm Italian, man.
(Richard grabs his towel and leaves the shower. The Announcer eagerly follows Richard out.)
(Marc stands alone in the shower.)
you better tell grieco that i think his shower is great looking...
Posted by: mandy | June 28, 2004 at 12:08 PM
Mandy,
It's an amazing shower. By far the best one I've ever been in. Can't wait to go back (sans Mr. Grieco, of course.)
Marc
Posted by: Marc | June 28, 2004 at 01:43 PM
If Richard Grieco and Zach Braff (the dude from Scrubs) had a baby, it would be you.
Posted by: Emily | June 28, 2004 at 03:02 PM
Hm. Are you sure he's Italian? He may have some Asian in him. He looks a little yellow. Or maybe you're a little too pink.
Posted by: Jen | June 28, 2004 at 05:07 PM