Why bother fumbling with these awkward knob-like devices? Soapy hands cause loose grips which could lead to dangerous situations for the fingers. Shampoo-blinded eyes send arms flailing about in search of water temperature control. It's time to take our loved ones out of harms way, friends. And I think I've found the answer.
Yesterday, during my afternoon stroll through the local nature preserve, I stumbled upon these gas pedals. I instantly thought of "gas," then "ass," then "nude ass," then "wet nude ass," which lead me to "shower."
The Daily Shower is pleased to announce our newest bathing accessory, Shower Pedals.
The Shower Pedals enable a bather to control water temperature and pressure with his or her normally idle feet (I said normally.) By using the pedals, the bather can devote both hands solely to the application of soaps, shampoos and other cleansing activities.
Get your Shower Pedals now for just $15.99*!
I am so confident that you will love this product that I will give you, free of charge, at no additional cost to you, the DSB 200 Shower Bed. If for some reason** you're not totally satisfied with your purchase, return the Shower Pedals and do get your money back. But to show you our appreciation for trying the Shower Pedals, please keep the DSB 200 as our gift to you.
*Price does not include installation. Installation can run between $1,000-4,500.
**Product sucks.
man oh man... marc you come up with the most brilliant ideas!
Posted by: Jen | July 08, 2004 at 04:47 PM
it seems you have an extremely soft touch and caress on those shower knobs. how do you turn the water on and off?
Posted by: manders | July 09, 2004 at 03:58 PM
Manders,
You bring up a great point. I haven't thought of that. It's like the time I invented a bike with a chain that ran from the back wheel to the front wheel. All was great until I tried to turn.
Back to the drawing board.
Marc
Posted by: Marc | July 09, 2004 at 04:04 PM
like a bike with a chain that runs from front to the back, the fun part is checking out the links.
Posted by: Matt Schatz | August 19, 2004 at 10:58 PM