Six Months Without a Shower or Bath? No Problem, Astronaut Tells Youngsters
Disgraceful. After all the progress Scott Bakula and I have made in advancing bathing awareness we have some hot shot John Glenn wannabe telling KIDS that it's just dandy to treat the shower like a stranger. What's next, field trips to WHORE HOUSES!
"We have some special space shampoo that doesn't require water, and it does a pretty good job," [astronaut] Fincke said.
Capt. Fincke thinks that he if employs blinding alliteration and attaches the words "special space" in front of some outlandish claim that he's absolved from the burden of proof. Where is this "water-less" shampoo, sir?
"We certainly enjoy three meals a day, and that's the time when the commander and I, we have a chance to talk about our day and go over our plans," Fincke said, "so mealtime is one of my favorite times."
Don't change the subject, Spock. Mr. Bakula and I have worked too hard and too long. We expect a written retraction immediately. On top of that, we insist that NASA change its space bathing policy to include one large claw-foot tub in every shuttle. It's about having class, people.
i'm equally appalled. we owe marc a debt of gratitude for exposing this. he truly is on the front lines of education.
stu the plumber
Posted by: Stu | September 27, 2004 at 09:48 AM