8:02 AM - Turned on shower and stepped inside.
8:03 AM - Stared at tiles.
8:08 AM - Stopped staring at tiles and picked up Dove soap. Made a mental note of the malleability of Dove soap when wet. Made second, unrelated mental note to rent Men at Work at my earliest convenience. Made final mental note not to question the homoerotic underpinnings of second mental note.
8:09 AM - Lathered body. Recalled an early boyhood memory when a coarse, overtly racist friend of mine made a decidedly Dandified remark that the liquid hand soap in the boy's bathroom at our grade school failed to provide a sufficient amount of "lather."
8:12 AM - Splashed feet in water.
8:13 AM - As today is Thursday, I skipped applying my Neutrogena T/Gel (that's "T" FOWARD SLASH Gel) anti-dandruff shampoo. My NTG schedule is Sun. and Wed.
8:14 AM - Stared at tiles.
1:32 PM - Stopped staring at tiles and got out.
brilliant.
Posted by: | March 31, 2005 at 10:22 PM
Way to bring it back to the old school DS sessions
Posted by: Arco | April 01, 2005 at 01:28 PM
Everything I do, I do it for you, Arco.
Posted by: Marc | April 01, 2005 at 01:32 PM
thats scary, you ought to get out of the shower more often.
Posted by: Arco | April 04, 2005 at 11:36 AM
now THATS tds. the mundane and the profound collide in a sudsy orgy for the eyes and mind.
just grand.
Posted by: carl | April 08, 2005 at 08:26 AM