Rob A., a very close friend of The Daily Shower's, requested I partake in this Three Questions survey. Fortunately for Rob I live a quiet, monastic life and have time to do such things. Unfortunately, however, this won't be of interest for all those who stumble onto The Daily Shower in search of "Nude Boys Showering." Sorry, chaps, try down the block at NAMBLA. For all you chappets, try NAWBLA.
Three Names You Go By: Marcy Marc, Sparky, Slazzy
Three Screen Names You Have: N/A for security reasons
Three Things You Like About Yourself: I'm good in bed, literally, I sleep very well. I am bored at any event no matter how exciting. And I refuse to lick envelopes.
Three Things You Dislike About Yourself: What's not to like?
Three Parts of Your Heritage: Italian (mostly Sicilian, like Robby boy,) German and Dutch. Damn those Dutch! All I needed was a little Jap in me and I would've had the Axis Powers all sewn up!
Three Things That Scare You: Nude. Boys. Showering.
Three Everyday Essentials: Wifi, Hifi, Dove soap
Three Things You're Wearing Right Now: Two words: Shower cap
Three Favorite Bands/Artists: Beatles, Kinks, Smiths
Three Favorite Songs at Present: Queen Jane Approximately, Mod Lang, Rubber Ducky
Three Things You Want To Try And Do In The Next Twelve Months: Move, read Alexander Hamilton bio, and finish this fucking survey.
Three Things You Want In A Relationship: Cuteness, musicianship, and ice cream.
Two Truths And A Lie: I have allergies, I just got a three-piece suit and I love going out at night.
Three Physical Things About The Opposite Sex That Appeal To You: Like body parts? I don't know. All of them.
Three Things You Just Can't Do: Relax, eat seafood, and watch All in the Family.
Three Favorite Hobbies: Musicmachen, reading, and the Yankees (sorry, RA.)
Three Things I Want To Do Really Bad Right Now: Sleep, wake up, and have a catch.
Three Careers You Have Considered: Private detective, farm hand, and limo driver.
Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation: Iceland, the Czech Republic, and America's playground, Atlantic City!!!!
Three Kid's Name You Have Considered: Boccaccio, Marcello, and MyPod.
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die: Get linked to from a major blog (not that FWF isn't topper most of the poppermost,) wrestle Lindsay Lohan, and marry Chloe Sevigny.
Three People Who Have To Take This Quiz Now: Orchard, Bragan, and Deputy Dawg.
