The Daily Shower: Shower Searches Vol. 1

Showering Praise

Rob of Fine? Why Fine? says,
"It may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen."
Bragan says,
"Brilliance."
Dakota of 21st Century Art says,
"I had to tell you how much I enjoy your blog. I shall join you often for a water frolic."
Orchard says,
"Read this. I'm not a frog."
Erin Condron says,
"I LOVE THE DAILY SHOWER. I was fired from my job, thanks to internet monitoring and your pornographic links and I couldn't be more thrilled. Thank you, Daily Shower!"
Steve, a university professor,
"It's one of the weirdest, funniest things I've ever read. Very dry, which is especially odd for a shower."
Playwright, Matthew Franklin Schatz says,
"The fun part is clicking the links."
Carl, a congressional campaign manager, says,
"Thank god we have a daily shower at the end of our 20 hour work days."
Marena, an Infectious Diseases Specialist, says,
"Your site is absolutely hysterical. I look forward to 'our' next shower."
Mark, a lacrosse coach, says,
"It's the first thing I do when I get home from work...quite enjoyable to read BEFORE my shower!"
Meredith says,
"You're a very strange boy Marc. Do you know that?"
Unknown But Not Unappreciated says,
"au contraire, meredith, he's a brilliant boy, golden asses and showers not-withstanding."
Arco the Architect says,
"It made me a little uncomfortable. Too much spray by spray commentary for one person."
Shiloah says,
"you are by far the most awesome person ever! i never shower! lol!"
A Scottish gal says,
"Very strange web site but entertaining."
Johnny Scratch Ass says,
"what the fuck.... i searched marijuana on google and i get this shit???"

April 13, 2005

Shower Searches Vol. 1

From India to Australia, The Daily Shower attracts sickos from around the globe.

Below are actual web searches that have brought visitors to The Daily Shower. Each search contains words that, in some arrangement, appear somewhere on this site.

chicken wing restaurant failed Google #63

guinness world record vagina Google #65

my moms showering photo Google #3

dick sucking Adelphia Power Search #88

"hutchison for congress" Google #3

naked men communal shower locker room team Yahoo #18

"golden shower" and undercarriage Dogpile #13

why does a baby simulate sexual motions on the Google #36

55% of French don't shower daily Google #2

neil patrick harris girlfriend 2004 Google #3

Jenna Von Oy - butt pics Yahoo #8

kermit the frog humping Google #2

miss her kiss her love her that girl is poison Google #3

celebrities shower Google Malaysia #1

dick sucking Comcast Search #94

Nude Baseball players in showers Google #4

lever the beaver Google #1

that girl is poison BBD Google #1

guinness "oldest virgin" Google #1

"it's driving me out of my mind" poison Google #2

Showering daily is bad Google #18

Big Wally's Furniture Store Yahoo #2

derek jeter is a bitch AOL Search #2

crocodile mile slip and slide Google #20

picture post of my little girl in shower Google #9

recent interviews with mayim bialik Google #2

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Comments

Oh, I see. So THATS why we lost by 135,000 votes.

Posted by: Carl, formerly of Hutchison for Congress | April 14, 2005 at 12:27 AM

Unfortunately, that sounds about right. But look at it this way: Those 135,000 people are cleaner now than they were before and isn't that what it's all about?

Posted by: Marc | April 14, 2005 at 01:25 AM

wow, never underestimate the power of the late night perverted mind in need of a good google fix.

Posted by: Billy | April 14, 2005 at 08:24 AM

wow, never underestimate the power of the late night perverted mind in need of a good google fixin

Posted by: migz | April 19, 2005 at 12:30 PM

I'm figuring that these searches are all made by that big creepy guy in the t.v. sitcom
(JUST SHOOT ME)... seems right up his alley.
** that's just a scape goat i use so people don't find out that it's actually my 69 year old grandfather who lives in Anal Town in west Vagina! **

Posted by: migz | April 19, 2005 at 12:36 PM

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Posted by: sammi | February 02, 2009 at 08:08 PM

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Posted by: paul | June 19, 2009 at 05:55 AM

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