Three More Reasons to Hate The Daily Shower

Rob A., a very close friend of The Daily Shower's, requested I partake in this Three Questions survey.  Fortunately for Rob I live a quiet, monastic life and have time to do such things.  Unfortunately, however, this won't be of interest for all those who stumble onto The Daily Shower in search of "Nude Boys Showering."  Sorry, chaps, try down the block at NAMBLA.  For all you chappets, try NAWBLA.

Three Names You Go By: Marcy Marc, Sparky, Slazzy

Three Screen Names You Have: N/A for security reasons

Three Things You Like About Yourself: I'm good in bed, literally, I sleep very well.  I am bored at any event no matter how exciting.  And I refuse to lick envelopes.

Three Things You Dislike About Yourself: What's not to like?

Three Parts of Your Heritage: Italian (mostly Sicilian, like Robby boy,) German and Dutch.  Damn those Dutch!  All I needed was a little Jap in me and I would've had the Axis Powers all sewn up!

Three Things That Scare You:  Nude.  Boys.  Showering.

Three Everyday Essentials: Wifi, Hifi, Dove soap

Three Things You're Wearing Right Now: Two words: Shower cap

Three Favorite Bands/Artists: Beatles, Kinks, Smiths

Three Favorite Songs at Present: Queen Jane Approximately, Mod Lang, Rubber Ducky

Three Things You Want To Try And Do In The Next Twelve Months: Move, read Alexander Hamilton bio, and finish this fucking survey.

Three Things You Want In A Relationship: Cuteness, musicianship, and ice cream.

Two Truths And A Lie: I have allergies, I just got a three-piece suit and I love going out at night.

Three Physical Things About The Opposite Sex That Appeal To You: Like body parts?  I don't know.  All of them.

Three Things You Just Can't Do: Relax, eat seafood, and watch All in the Family.

Three Favorite Hobbies: Musicmachen, reading, and the Yankees (sorry, RA.)

Three Things I Want To Do Really Bad Right Now: Sleep, wake up, and have a catch.

Three Careers You Have Considered: Private detective, farm hand, and limo driver.

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation: Iceland, the Czech Republic, and America's playground, Atlantic City!!!!

Three Kid's Name You Have Considered: Boccaccio, Marcello, and MyPod.

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die: Get linked to from a major blog (not that FWF isn't topper most of the poppermost,) wrestle Lindsay Lohan, and marry Chloe Sevigny.

Three People Who Have To Take This Quiz Now: Orchard, Bragan, and Deputy Dawg.

Comments

[Rob A.]

finish this fucking survey

I know completing this was a burden for me too, and I only passed it on to you because it looked like you needed something to blog about.

Good job with list, "wrestle Lindsay Lohan", and MyPod especially.

Go Mets!

[Luigi]

METS ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!! YANKEES AINT GOT SHIT!!!

[Lenny]

A Shower Poem:
I took a nap in the shower and woke up under water, riding round a surfboard mad of soap.

there were fish and mermaids as far as i could see, posidon aproached me wearing a hat like the pope.

his trident was a ladder so i climbed all the way up and met captain ahab and on his pipe he did toke.

so we went in search of the whale but only found a dollar, that which the captain stole and now i was broke.

so i jumped off the captains boat and swam for shore but the waves crash over my head and my throat did choke.

no more of this is a dream its the end of my days.
so long to the wife, good bye to Daily Shower ways.

[Orchard]

Well, I am just all too flattered that one of my best blogger friends who is named Marc and Slazzy, has said he would like me to complete a survey, which is just one of the sweetest things that a guy such as he can offer a girl such as I. Yet I just don't know where to put my survey, and is it the kind of thing I ought to put on my blog? Because I am now back from my sea creature adventure (although one could say it really has just begun) and have access to a "computer" as they say, once again. However, I am so proud of you, Marc, for not licking envelopes, because I have to say that I am not as confident in the ability to say no to such tasks as you.
Love,
Orchard

[Bragan]

First, let me echo the sentiments of Rob and Luigi: M - E - T - S (though this year I'll be shocked if they win the division, pleased if they manage to finish second, and relatively satisfied if they can just finish above .500 and at least out of the cellar.)

Alas, I must also decline your survey invitation (curse?). While I'm tempted by such captivating questions as "Three Screen Names You Have?" and "Three Things You're Wearing Right Now?" I also take a perverse delight in breaking chain letters/emails/blog themes.

I guess it's up to Deputy Dawg.

[Marc]

Bragan,

At least you and Rob can agree on baseball.

No problem about the survey. To be honest, you, Rob and Orchard are the only three bloggers I really know.

Deputy Dawg also declined. He's lost his zip in his old age.

Marc