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Who is this?
A.) Paris Hilton
B.) Abraham Lincoln
C.) A toaster
Send answer to:
"I Wonder if Tom Cruise Has Gone Too Far?"
P.O. Box 302
Cherry Hill, NJ 08034
UPDATE:
My friend, the famous television writer, Kevin Sullivan, observes,
"I'm pretty sure the current question is a trap: yes, it's paris hilton [sic] in the picture, but she has the IQ of a toaster, so which answer is more correct?"
How can one even begin to unwrap this gift of philosophical and religious proportions? One can't. Either could two.
