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Who is this?
A.) Paris Hilton
B.) Abraham Lincoln
C.) A toaster
Send answer to:
"I Wonder if Tom Cruise Has Gone Too Far?"
P.O. Box 302
Cherry Hill, NJ 08034
UPDATE:
My friend, the famous television writer, Kevin Sullivan, observes,
"I'm pretty sure the current question is a trap: yes, it's paris hilton [sic] in the picture, but she has the IQ of a toaster, so which answer is more correct?"
How can one even begin to unwrap this gift of philosophical and religious proportions? One can't. Either could two.
I know Lincoln when I see him and she ain't no Lincoln.
Posted by: Skeet | June 11, 2005 at 08:41 AM
OMG thats me!
Posted by: Paris Hilton | June 11, 2005 at 01:12 PM
lol...
Posted by: jen | June 13, 2005 at 10:43 PM
Well, I really just hope that if Paris Hilton is quite like a toaster one does not die if one touches it with a metal object, or else many metal robots would have to always wear potholders or a thin wrapping of wood around themselves, or even if a man had a hook for a hand, it is rather not quite fair to be electrocuted only because one has not as many hands that are flesh as another. But I just really do also hope that you are okay, as you are a Daily Shower but have not posted in months, but I cannot speak, as I myself have not posted in months until recently when a neighbor changed my life, and perhaps I can be that blogger neighbor and change your life, even though you are probably just having the time of your life in said months, and that is quite what life is like for some people these days.
Love always,
Orch
Posted by: Orchard P Dirk | September 14, 2005 at 05:48 PM
I guessed toaster, so I'm only half wrong/right...? My toaster looks just like that, but it burns my bread everytime!! Useless...
Posted by: dreamwalker | September 15, 2005 at 02:47 PM