I ate my new face wash. It smelled so delicious that I couldn't help myself. A strawberry delight that teased my senses and tricked my stomach.
I don't know if it was the Beta Hydroxy or the exfoliating microbeads but whatever it was doubled me up like a boot to the belly. As soon as the hacking started I knew I had made a terrible mistake. I tried to flush my mouth with water but that just made my mouth foam. And, for some reason, my nose started bleeding. What a day!
The doctors and nurses (even Eric the overly intense orderly) in the emergency room all had a good laugh.
If you've never seen a grown man-child wet, naked and bleeding in a bathtub you haven't seen anything. I do have pictures but they're only available for purchase at $14.99 a piece.
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